THE MAN WHOSE HAIR SCREAMED

by Ken Burruss


JAN/FEB 2007 #2

It was time for Keith to have another haircut. It’d only been about a couple of months since the last one but his hair grew fast. Always had, always would. He could have let it grow out but, working as a customer representative in a bank, he liked to keep his appearance as sharp as possible.
Keith was a sharp kind of guy. He was in his mid-twenties, working his way on up the ladder of success. He was hoping to make bank manager in a few years. His superiors only had good things to say about his performance – he was smart, ambitious, a “team player.” He lived in a nice townhouse with the latest appliances and a whirlpool tub. He dated several women frequently and took them only to the finest restaurants. He dressed in the sharpest attire, drove a brand new sports car and wore expensive rings. Above all, he kept a sharp haircut.
Keith showed up for his haircut appointment, right on time. There were two other adult customers in the salon. A very young boy was being seated for his first haircut, a tangible look of fear on his face. His mother stood beside him, holding his hands, telling him there was no need to worry. Keith could smell the rotten egg smell of fresh shaving cream in the air where another customer was having his beard shaved.
The hairdresser sat Keith down, threw a sheet around him and tied some tissue paper around his neck, making small talk the whole time. “How are you today, what’s new, how’s work,” and so on. The hairdresser sprayed Keith’s hair down with water, grabbed his scissors, combed a handful of hair up, and started to cut.
A blood-curdling scream pierced the air.
Everyone in the store, barber and customer alike, stopped and looked at each other. Each waited for someone else to say why they had screamed. No one said anything. The little boy, who had already been sure this was a mistake even before the scream, bolted from his seat and ran screaming from the place, his mother hurrying after.
The adults who stayed behind asked each other, “Did you hear that? Was that you?” Everyone had heard it and no one confessed to it. Finally, they chalked it up to the boy. Maybe he screamed and no one saw him, they said. Befuddled, the hairdresser raised the scissors and began cutting Keith’s hair again.
This time, there were several blood-curdling screams, overlapping each other.
The hairdresser dropped the scissors and spun around, eyes wide staring. A crazy thought ran through Keith’s head. He knew it wasn’t possible but he tested it anyway. He picked the scissors up off the floor and raised them to his head. With his other hand, he picked one strand of hair up and snipped it off.
A piercing cry split the room, slowly droning off into silence—like a death cry.
All eyes on him, Keith dropped the scissors and ran from the place. He jumped in his car and pulled out of the lot so fast he nearly hit three other vehicles. He sped through several red lights and almost ran over the neighborhood cat before he pulled into his garage.


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