"This
one's guaranteed to win you the Pulitzer."
"Yeah, and if I believe that, you've probably got a nice
little bridge to sell me over in Brooklyn."
Dave Carter, my Editor-in-Chief at Person Magazine, gave me a
condescending smile. "Now, Sara, I don't deserve that. I've
never misled you."
This, of course, was a load of horse manure, and we both knew
it.
"I
think you should be delighted to interview the famous, charismatic
Chad Wainright. Rumor has it he's planning to run for the Senate
in the next election. People want to read about him. And you do
a hard-hitting interview. We already cleared it with Wainright.
He's delighted to have you talk to him about his new book, It
Takes A Cowboy."
"I
can hardly wait to read it for the insights."
"No
need to be sarcastic, Sara. Didn't we hire you to cover the literary
scene?"
I studied the light reflecting off his bald pate. "That's
right. But most literary editors don't have to traipse around
the country; they just review books."
"Think
of it as a job perk."
I rolled my eyes.
"Besides,
you're a reporter; you're supposed to go wherever the story takes
you."
I gave him a look that told him exactly where I thought he should
go. "Have you confused me with Geraldo Rivera by any chance?"
"Of
course, if you don't like it, you can feel free to discuss the
matter with Mr. Andrews." Dave's voice was saccharine sweet.
It was followed by one of his nasty I-got-you-now smiles.
Seeing Mr. Andrews, our publisher, was the ultimate threat. Reporters
like me saw him only three times: once after being hired, at which
time he condescends to shake your hand, second time, if you happen
to win an award, and third, if you're being fired. Well, I wasn't
winning the Pulitzer as yet so Dave's suggestion made me a tad
nervous. Still, I wasn't giving in yet either. The man always
saved the worst assignments for me. I had a right to be wary.
"Why
aren't you giving this to one of the guys? Wainright is a macho
man and a male chauvinist to boot. It seems to me he'd relate
better to another man."
"Male
reporters respond to Wainright with awe. Jeff would be taken in
by his good-old-boy ways and Frank would get down on his knees
to grovel and worship the man like he was cast in bronze. I want
a story that cuts deep."
I was a little surprised by this. "So you don't want a glowing,
gushing whitewash?"
"Nope.
This magazine stands for something. Put that irritating, brusque
manner of yours to good effect, Lewin, and get us the real deal
on Wainright. How much do you know about his ranch?"
I shrugged. "Just that he's turned it into a private game
preserve, a place where the rich and famous go to hunt exotic
animals."
"There's
a lot of these big game hunting safari-style ranches around the
country. But the buzz is that Wainright deals in animals on the
endangered species list. Apparently, game like lions, tigers,
bears, water buffalo and rhino can be had there for a price. You
name it, he'll import it."
"There
are lots of shady dealings of that kind. If Wainright is importing
animals captured illegally by poachers, it won't be easy to prove."
"But
not all the people who run these ranches are retired movie stars
and wannabe politicians," Dave said, wagging a pedantic finger
in my direction.
"Just
makes this assignment all the tougher."
"The
cowboy does have friends in high places," Dave agreed.
"Better
than friends in low places who carry knives and guns." Then
again, Wainright could afford to keep those kind of people on
the payroll. "So you're looking for a lot more than some
fluff piece. Have I got that right? You're talking the talk. No
double-speak?"
"Sara,
Sara," he shook his head at me disparagingly, "Trust
me. Bring me something with teeth and I'll see it gets printed."
"If
I don't get killed first."
"As
far as I know, they haven't put you on the endangered list yet."
Somehow the thought of myself as being hunted did not sit well.
But I wasn't about to quit my job with a first-class magazine
like Person. My work ethic was too ingrained in my physique, and
Dave knew it. The intricacies of our tortured relationship could
have filled a book--unfortunately, a very dull one.
So
I took the next plane out to Texas. I rented a jeep in El Paso
and drove off into the rural, open country of West Texas. The
day was hot and dry, the road dusty. I sang along with the Dixie
Chicks bemoaning lost love on a cold day in July and forged ahead
like a good, little trooper.
I'd done my homework and discovered that according to the last
survey, Wainright's ranch was one of 637 hunting ranches in the
state. I figured Wainright was just typical of a mentality that
looked to hunting as some basic divine right.
The ranch was fortified like the Alamo. I had to stand outside
the gatehouse until my clearance was checked. While I waited,
I noticed the daunting electrified fence that was maybe twelve
feet high. Was it meant to keep animals in or keep people out?
A
character who looked a lot like a cowboy in an old western film
finally greeted me. "Howdy, Ma'am," he said with a wide
grin that could have melted the hearts of old ladies and caused
impressionable teenage girls to giggle. "I'm B.J. Newly,
Mr. Wainright's top hand." He removed an absurdly large black
Stetson, revealing hair the color of melted butter, and then he
shook my hand vigorously with his large, callused paw. "We
don't get many city reporters down here."
"I'll
just bet." As he led me through the gates, I had a sense
of entering Jurassic Park.
I
guess he must have noticed my apprehension. "The animals
won't attack you," he said. "They're not like in the
wild. We feed them real good here. But just in case, I keep my
gun on the ready." I could only hope he was referring to
the Colt holstered on his hip.
"So
how big is this place?"
B.
J. didn't seem eager to answer my question.
"More
than a thousand acres?" I persisted.
He
shrugged. "More like 15,000 acres."
I
let out a surprised gasp, but then Texans always do things in
a big way. I got into the passenger side of his SUV and studied
the scenery analytically. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a
huge animal, a massive hulk with a predominating horn. The color
was an extraordinary. I blinked and it seemed to have disappeared
just as quickly as it came.
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